Bonjour my dearest Friends! ❤
Well… I am now all set for tomorrow’s surgery😷🤕🤒… and I am DEFINITELY going to ask UNC Hospital for a MULTI SURGERY DISCOUNT!… ’cause after 5 surgeries in a row (this will be my 6th surgery over the past few months) I SHOULD definitely get at least… a free MASSAGE (and I am not talking about the “massage” that my… littl’ friend (aka my penis 😉 ) is going to get tomorrow with the surgeon and all the nurses and all the medical staff all giving my littl’ guy ALL of their attention! … and since, yes, you read it right… it is through my penis 🙁 that they are going to do the whole surgery!… going up to my bladder!… then my kidneys! ) ).
Anyways… we will see what they say when I inquire about the massage? 😉
I truly hope that your day is filled with endless smiles and lots of love… offered, received and shared…
With much MUCH love to you ❤
ps: and btw if you do not read any posts from me this week end post surgery it will mean that… well… something went really wrong with all those medical people handling my little friend! 😉 – little extra sharing with you… initially when I told “him” (my littl’ friend 😉 ) that so many people would be all focused on him tomorrow… he got all excited as he thought that maybe it was some kind of great “party” 😉 … or “French” party 😉 … but I had to break the news to him that they would all be wearing latex gloves, surgical masks and very un-sexy and non stylish outfits… so he then realized that it was not going to be “that kind of party…” and he was quite very VERY sad to say the least 🙁 lol
ps2: btw… is the fact that I can’t pronounce half of the words in my surgery’s order just a gentle little reminder from UNC that I am… still a poor little immigrant? 😉 lol